These 100 ratings range from 5 to 1. At the moment, I have only given three films a 1 rating.
I will be interested to see what your views are and if you can recommend more films that you feel are so bad that they warrant a place on this.
Unlike, my top 100. I can feel confident in saying, this will change fairly regularly as I feel I have to yet to see enough really bad films to make this a strong list.
So for now, here are my bottom 100:
Despite it not aimed at kids, the laughs will be coming from them more than the adults.
Strange that it took six years to be made after the original.
At least it has some nice eye-candy, and of course, there's Kelly Brook.
The story and karate moments are still awful to watch. But at least there some o.k. charming moments.
While the fights between the Alien and the Predator are o.k. The human characters are either boring or annoying and too hard to ignore how bad they are.
With the first one being bad. This one just gets down-right weird and at times, stupid.
If it was done by the original creators. Then we might have had a decent flick. Sadly, it ends up being a huge disappointment and will be forgotten by many.
It sees Hogan play a retired version of himself who is hired by an busy inventor to protect his kids from an evil rival.
It's 90's trash. Pure and simple.
If like me, and you like the American Pie films. Then there is stuff to like. However, the story is silly and some gags don't work.
Therefore, its latest sequel is the worst of them all.
It sees death searching for the survivors of a race-car crash after a young man's premonition came true.
91) Around The World In 80 Days - No, not the Best Picture winner for 1956, but the one with Steve Coogan and Jackie Chan.
It tells the famous story of Phileas Fogg and Passepartout and how they managed to travel the world in 80 days.
For the most part, it is ok. But some bits were so unforgivable, that it down-graded my enjoyment enough to make it onto this list.
90) Rocky V - Some of the Rocky films I like, but not love. Some I see as super cheesy.
This fifth installment was a combination of cheesy and bad.
While Rocky's new son adjust to their new life after bankruptcy. Rocky takes on a new protege.
89) Mortal Kombat - Everything about it shows that it was made in the 90's. Also, with it being based on a video game, being a good movie was going to be a tough ask.
Everything about it is cheesy and poor production design and visual effect, even for 1995. But at least the main theme is awesome. Definitely listen to that.
88) The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas - I remember when this was coming out in 2000. I finally took the courage to watch this 16 years later.
Thankfully it's not terrible. Some gags work and it has some nice nostalgic moments of the original. But for the most part, it is not that good at all.
87) The Harry Hill Movie - The idea of it felt horrible. Actually being made sounds like a nightmare.
There are actually some funny moments. But the story on the whole is quite ridiculous. However, children could find this a good watch.
It can also be a good guessing game when finding all the cameos.
86) 100 Million BC - Awful visual effects and a poor rip-off of The Lost World with added time-travel.
At the very least, the character development does enough to make you kind of care for their story arch's.
So thankfully it makes the final act its saving grace.
85) Dennis The Menace Strikes Again! - I remember enjoying the original. But being put straight-to-video says enough about this one.
The story is pretty bad and the amount of childish gags are unforgivable.
However, some gags do work and some of the kids performance are not too bad.
84) Super Eruption - Another SyFy channel original. But this time, you can see them really trying in this one. Sadly there's still so many terrible continuity errors along with the noticeable low budget.
There are moments of proper drama and it has an interesting structure. Plus, any film with Myanna Buring in it is not a total disaster.
83) Sharknado 5: Global Swarming - My favourite of the franchise, and when they mean global, they really do.
It's as bad as you would think. But for me it felt as if it went for some emotional impact in certain scenes, and it worked for me.
The ridiculousness continues to expand and the amount of cameos will epsecially please British viewers like myself.
82) The Legend Of Hercules - Quite amazed this got a theatrical release.
With quite a lot of 'swords and sandals' films having poor action and an uninteresting story, this is no different.
It is not often that I encounter an action film to be quite boring.
81) Universal Soldier: The Return - I've never gone nuts for a Jean Claude Van Damme film. But they're not usually this bad.
The story is weak, the action is not that well executed and it gives up by the end of it. Even when it gets stupid, it doesn't even have fun with it.
At least it is just over 80mins long, and, it was nice seeing wrestler Goldberg in this though.
80) The Smurfs 2 - While the first one was o.k, the sequel loses a lot of pace. There is little to care about in this film and a lot of the gags just don't work.
I think maybe it should go back to being a TV series. That's where it was at its best.
79) Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son - Just when I thought this franchise could get any worse. Even calling a franchise or a trilogy sounds horrific enough.
Sadly, it's more of a same but with worse execution. A good Martin Lawrence film is a rare find.
78) Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore -
It is quite amazing to say that this could have been good.
While the budget is clearly lacking, it has tried its utmost to be enjoyable. Sadly, the look of it just down-grades it enough to join this list.
It is surprisingly stellar voice cast and Chris O'Donnell in the flesh.
77) Moby Dick (2010) - This had portions of a guilty pleasure.
But sadly, unforgivable decisions and moments just didn't quite get it to that mark. Especially towards the end.
Fair play however to Barry Bostwick for chewing the scenary in an entertaining way as a psychotic Captain Ahab.
76) Titanic II - Yes, there is a sequel to Titanic. Well, not an official one. But one made by renowned straight-to-TV movie studio 'The Asylum'.
It is as bad and ridiculous as you might expect. But the constant problem I had with it was the poor budget and choice of locations for what was supposed to look like a luxury passenger liner.
75) Are We Done Yet? - The unnecessary sequel to 'Are We There Yet?' sees Ice Cube return as father Nick Parsons. This time, he is taking his family to a new home. However, it needs quite a lot of work done.
A lot of the gags either fall completely flat or are very pointless and annoying. Also, Ice Cube is pretty bad in this. At least the ending has some heart.
74) The Karate Kid, Part III - The worst of the franchise, and that is saying something from someone who never really gave the franchise much positive remarks.
What made is be so low was the acting from Ralph Maccio. It is cringe-worthy and that was too hard to ignore.
73) ATM - A horror filled with stupid characters is just asking to be ridiculed.
This horror is full of it. It starts off with some promise. But after the first obvious brain-dead decision, it just gets worse and worse.
Films with this type of concept can work. This one managed to fail miserably.
But at least it's well shot.
72) Grown Ups 2 - Now we begin to get into the real stinkers within this list. I have my moments of enjoying Adam Sandler films. But it has been a while since he has a good one.
I am amazed this got the green light. I am struggling to find an actual story within this film. It just looks like Sandler and his famous mates saying stuff that leads up to nothing.
However, as a Lacrosse player. It does have a Lacrosse stick in it for a short time.
71) Problem Child 2 - I remember liking both of the Problem Child films as a kid. The first one still gets laughs out of me.
However, the sequel lost its touch. Some moments still work. But most of just reminds of the first one.
70) Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2008) - Not the Brendan Fraser version that came out the same year, but one of the many direct-to-video versions that came out in the same year.
While it might not be worse then some of the films you've already seen in this list, the badly constructed plot and poor parody of the 2003 film The Core made this an insult to put the Jules Verne novel in the title.
69) Street Fighter - The film of one of the most popular video games of all-time. Sadly, this is also one of the films that many always put in the category of worst films of all-time.
Despite all the potential. It ends up falling flat on its face. Not even a sexy looking Kylie Minogue could save it.
68) The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause - Another Christmas film makes the list and yes, they made a third Santa Clause movie.
The gags are getting worse, and the budget is getting lower. But when you think about it. Seeing this just shows how good the first one is.
67) Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark - The third part of the Mega Shark franchise sees the government create an exact robot copy of the mega shark.
Everything about it is clearly rubbish. However , the CGI has improved and has some fun appeal to it at times.
Also, I really liked the end credits song.
66) Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach - It was only a matter of time this franchise starring becoming a disaster. Whilst its firs three sequals were not that great, they were not terrible.
That is until this pile of rubbish came along. The gags are so bad, and the story is so pitiful. There's good reason why Steven Guttenberg was not part of this.
65) Underdog - Based on 1960's American TV series, a dog forms superheroes and must now defend Capitol City from the evil Simon Barsinister.
To be honest, it should have stayed a TV series. The acting is poor, the gags are cheap and badly done, the CGI is awful and I found little to be excited by or laugh at in the right way.
However in the right hands, this could work.
64) Dr. Dolittle 3 - The first of many Dr. Dolittle films to go straight-to-DVD.
The daughter of the Doctor himself is sent to a ranch for the summer. Despite the coming-of-age premise, the acting is rubbish and the story is poor.
I dread to think what the other sequels are like.
63) Richie Rich's Christmas Wish - Another sequel that never got a theatrical release. Also, another Christmas film. Not only that, but it tries to use the story from It's A Wonderful Life.
I remember enjoying this as a kid. So that would be the perfect time to see this. The acting by the kids are ok. But the adults acting feel like a slap in the face. The story also goes over-the-top, even by their standards.
62) Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?! - Somehow, this managed to get a third installment and it is almost as insufferable as its predecessor.
It's completely bonkers and so much of it makes no sense. There are moments in the first two acts that are tolerable. But the time the finale comes around, you forget all that and just witness the madness that is taking place.
61) Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus - The title itself is enough for it down this low. However, for a film that feels like one of those Syfy Channel originals, it's above average.
It also has moments of so over-the-top that its quite comical.
60) Churchill: The Hollywood Years - It sees a world where Hitler is about to marry into the Royal Family and an American lieutenant called Winston Churchill is looking steal the enigma machine and win the war.
Yes, that is the story. It is a parody film that just does not work on any level despite the casting choices.
59) Jaws 3-D - The first of two travesties after the masterpiece Steven Spielberg created in the original.
When a sharks gets trapped inside a theme park, it is up to the sons of Chief Brody to save the civilians.
The idea is interesting, but the general execution was not good at all. Not even a young Dennis Quaid could save this. What's even more scary, is that the worst is yet to come.
58) Earthstorm - A straight-to-TV sci-fi that is pretty much an extremely poor man's version of Armageddon or Deep Impact.
Stephen Baldwin plays a demolition expert who for some reason is the best guy for the job of sorting out an unstable Moon.
Thankfully, that is the most ridiculous part of it. The visual effects are pretty bad and the general look of it has more of a 90's feel to it.
57) Luis And The Aliens - The worst I have seen at a cinema. Don't worry, I didn't pay to see this. I was on a shift as an usher during this.
The movement in the animation is not great at all, the dubbing is obvious and the story is painful to watch.
At least it has some ok laughs for the kids.
56) Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! - Seen by many as the best of the franchise and I can see why.
Yes it's really bad and totally ridiculous. But I admire that they really go for it, turn everything up to 11 and have so many random cameos.
So I think if you want to check Sharknado out for the sake of curiosity, this is probably the one you should check out. You know it's bad, but you can really have a laugh with this one.
55) Roboshark - Early signs showed that this looked like a stinker. The CGI is terrible, the story gets more and more ridiculous with amateur or laughable acting.
It even has a the gall to copy an iconic moment from Dr. Strangelove towards the end.
54) Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens - Just like the third installment, this really goes for it.
However, it does lose some of its enjoyment through its awful one-liners and poor execution of pop culture references.
Also like 3, it still manages to be entertaining enough even though you knows it's awful.
Like with all Sharknado films, watch for them cameos.
53) Lake Placid vs Anaconda - A couple of poor action/horror franchises clash in another unremarkable feature, made straight for television.
The acting is poor, the visual effects are pathetic, the gags fall-flat and even where there's a story, it goes nowhere and the writers do something else and expects us to forget all about it.
Not even Freddy Kreuger himself Robert Englund could save this film.
52) Anaconda - I remember this coming out in 1997. But it was only recently when I saw this terrible monster horror.
Starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight and Owen Wilson, it sees a nature film crew get involved with a hunter's obsession of killing the largest and most deadliest snake, the anaconda.
You would expect fun. But awful story-telling, editing and bad construction on the monster itself made this completely ridiculous. Even the visual effects back then would have looked dated.
51) The Fantastic Four - Before Marvel is what it is today, they made a handful of truly terrible films, and this was there last one before everything changed for the better.
It tells the origins of Marvel's first creation, the Fantastic Four. It has awful continuity issues towards the end and the whole thing plays out like a feature-length episode of Power Rangers. If it was as campy as that, then this might have been more entertaining.
50) Old Dogs - This is quite a mess. John Travolta and Robin Williams are two business partners on the verge of major deal. But when two young kids are dropped right in the middle of it, chaos ensues.
It's so sad to see two huge names be put into a comedy that is 99% not funny, edited incredibly badly and is noticeably incoherent. Even for me to notice that shows how bad this is.
49) Dragon Wars - At it's release when I was 17, I really wanted to see this. Who does not want to see a film with dragons fighting each other?!
In the end, it was the type of straight to TV sci-fi film that just disappoints any film fan.
While the first half is o.k, the second half just forgets to bring in logic into any of their scenes.
48) Taxi - Starring Queen latifah and Jimmy Fallon, it sees a useless cop finds help from a mouthy taxi driver to solve a crime of bank robberies.
The sequences are messy, the jokes are not funny and pretty much everyone is annoying in this film. Was tempted to stop watching it after the first few minutes.
47) Freestyle - It may have good cinematography, but this low budget teen drama felt more like a student film.
Its heart is in the right place and its a nice stepping stone for aspiring actors. But the story is so simple, that it was not even worth trying.
Think Step Up, but with Basketball.
46) Dragonball: Evolution - I've never seen the animated series. But I can see why fans see this as a travesty to the source material.
It has Justin Chatwin, who many know him as the very annoying kid from War Of The Worlds.
The acting is beyond wooden, the visual effects are poor and the dialogue is lower than amateur.
Not even James Marsters or Yun-Fat Chow could save this.
45) Supergirl - Helen Slater plays Kara Zor-El, Superman's cousin and arrives to Earth to find a powerful orb and stop and evil witch.
The general look of it does it help it at all and everything else just makes that little bit worse.
However, I admired its attempt of connecting it to the Christopher Reeve Superman films.
44) Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - While the theme tune is still bad-ass, the quality of the film goes down even more from the original.
Seeing this makes the choreography of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers episodes seem solid.
It has gained popularity just for the terribly executed line "too bad YOU, will die" said by Musetta Vander.
43) D' Mrs. Brown's Boys Movie - I may not be the right demographic as I have never seen a full episode of the TV series.
However, I still seem to be in the majority by saying that it is not that funny.
Maybe the transition from small to big screen didn't work. But it just felt like a bunch of nothing.
42) Nativity 2: Danger In The Manger! - While the first Nativity is pleasant and its heart was in the right place, this one is almost there.
But it eventually gets really annoying. That is mainly due to Marc Wootton's character, Mr. Poppy. David Tennant tries his best. But it's not enough to distract my annoyance for the rest of it.
41) Dr. Seuss' The Cat In The Hat - Bright colours, loud noises and utter chaos, that is my review of it.
I remember the hatred for this when it came out, despite the big marketing campaign.
Its saving grace was that I could see where they were going and it had glimpses of the Dr. Seuss tone.
But I am afraid it is still a pretty bad mess.
40) Speed 2: Cruise Control - A sequel that is beyond a country mile apart from its predecessor.
While the first two-thirds is not that bad. It is the final act that was just laughably bad.
It is a real shame as it was looking not as bad as everyone says. But the unforgivable final action set-piece made me understand.
39) Nutty Professor II: The Klumps - The first Nutty Professor was a good laugh. But this sequel just goes way too far and the comedy is either not funny or pretty crass.
It's Sherman Kump do battle with Buddy Love again whilst preparing for his wedding.
38) Batman & Robin - This was bound to be in my list.
I remember when this came out in 1997. The amount of marketing and merchandise this got was winning kids over.
However, I think everyone knew how much of a disaster this was. It is a real shame as I do like set designs. But they don't belong in a Batman film.
The worst part is obviously the puns. We've had Adam West and we don't want that again.
37) Keith Lemon: The Film - I was not expecting an award winning drama. But I still could not ignore the low quality of it all.
I am a Keith Lemon and it did give me a few laughs, including one moment that made me laugh out loud.
But the general view of it just did not do enough for me.
36) The Last Sharknado: It's About Time - The sixth and final installment of the series, and you could see why it ended after seeing this.
It's another ridiculous concept. But it just lack any form of entertainment compared to its precedessors.
I was sad to see it end with a bit of a wimper, as the franchise was slowly becoming a guilty pleasure.
35) Black Knight - After sustaining a blow to the head, a theme park worker awakens in the 14th century.
Just seeing it and have it starring Martin Lawrence gives you that bad feeling without even seeing it.
The story is weak, the gags fall flat on its face and it just made me want it to be over asap.
34) Dragon Hunter - While it might not be as annoying as some of the films lower in this list, the quality in other departments is pretty bad.
The story is extremely weak, the characters are bland and the visual effects are laughably bad.
Also, for a film with this title, there is actually a minuscule amount of dragon hunting.
33) Jaws: The Revenage - A very well known bad film that was likely to be in this list.
It sees Chief Broady's wife believe that her family is been targeted by a shark in search of revenge. That plot just sets up for endless stupid situations for the whole 89 min duration.
At least it was a nice paycheck for Michael Caine.
Hard to believe this is almost 30 years old.
32) Left Behind - This was certainly a strange viewing experience for me.
Right from the get-go, you can instantly see that the TV movie feel that it has. It's slow, the characters are annoying, for an action it only had one action set-piece which wasn't that good, and I did not like the religious message it was trying to give at all.
It is amazing the type of films Nicholas Cage does.
31) Jack And Jill - Yes, it's the one where Adam Sandler plays a brother, and the sister.
It is constantly annoying and it is Sandler at his worst, and that is saying something.
Not even the unnecessary appearance of Al Pacino made it suitable viewing. However, he was the best part.
30) Paws - First saw this in junior school. Was a silly comedy then, still a silly comedy now.
I remember that for some random reason Billy Connelly was the voice of the dog.
There are very few laughs in a comedy that is mainly slap-stick based. But I think the poor story gives it the biggest negative of all.
29) Piranha 3DD - While I get the Piranha films are supposed to be silly B-movie's. Its sequel is just pure bad on any level.
The first two-thirds were bad, but not terrible. But it's the final action set-piece that really goes to town on disgracing itself.
Not even the attractive girls or a David Hasselhoff cameo give it enough reprieve.
28) Spy Kids: All The Time In The World - The Spy Kids franchise on the whole is not that good. But I appreciated its ideas.
This fourth installment however is a trainwreck. When they totally re-case everyone, you know its going to be bad. The acting is dreadful, there is no laughter and the visual effects looks like something from a Saturday morning kids show.
Not even looking at the sexy Jessica Alba can make this film tolerable to watch.
27) Prehysteria - Remember renting this out and enjoying it as a kid. But I didn't know better.
Now that I have revisited, I can see how bad it is. But at least I appreciated when I was at the right age.
It's silly early 90's trash to keep young kids entertained that rode along the coat-tails of Jurassic Park's success.
This is amazingly a trilogy. So god knows what the sequels are like.
26) 3-Headed Shark Attack - The first of the Headed Shark Attack franchise that I saw and it's a shame they never got it to be a guilty pleasure.
The poor production, dreadful acting and poor execution in its action scenes made this a wasted opportunity of being the next Sharknado.
Not even Danny Trejo could save this. Oh, and WWE wrestler Rob Van Dam is in this and is awful.
25) Triassic Attack - Another one of those pathetic dinosaur films that tick every pathetic cliche and just make it a waste of everyone's time.
At least it has the nice surprise of Emilia Clarke in this, as this ended up being her feature film debut.
24) Lake Placid 2 - It's never good when a monster movie ends up being unintentionally hilarious.
The acting is awful, which includes a terrible Irish accent, the visual effects are shocking and the set-pieces just pathetic.
Thankfully, the final act is its strongest part.
23) Geo-Disaster - Even in 2017, we still get absolute trash. While for the most part, this disaster movie is ok by TV movie standards. But it was the god-awful second half that placed into this position.
Just awful in every way from story-telling, logic and eventually visual effects.
22) Hercules (1983) - Made by the iconic Cannon Group studios, so you already know what to expect.
Bodybuilder Lou Ferrigno plays the strongman from greek mythology that is updated to an 80's version. For the most part, it's so bad that it's unintentionally funny. But eventually, it just turns into absolute nonsense.
21) Independence Daysaster - From just reading the title, you know what you are in for.
It is a bad re-hash of Independence Day and so everything else has gone to that level of rubbish.
The visual effects look like they were made by a high school student and the cast look like a bunch failed actors that have resorted to doing trash like this.
20) Asteroid: Final Impact - A lot like the film I have just mentioned above. A poorly made disaster film that has all the feelings of a going straight to the Sci-Fi channel.
For the most part, it was not terrible for what it is. But a ridiculous final act made this a different sort of disaster.
19) Sharknado 2: The Second One - The sequel to the cult phenomenon, and it is almost as awful as the first one.
While the acting and general production of it insanely rubbish, it kind of embraces some sort of fun action element in the end that you just can't help but embrace it. That did enough for me to prevent me from putting it up any higher. Oh, and the cameo of WWE superstar Kurt Angle.
18) Zeros And Ones - A baffling viewing experience that struggles to translate its ideas onto screen. It is also hard to see due to the picture either being dark, purposely pixelated, zoomed in and somewhat shaky.
9) Sex And The City 2 - I am clearly not the target audience. So therefore, I have seen any of the TV series.
I still gave the movies a chance. While the first is tolerable and not that bad. The sequel is pure bilge.
No-one should like these characters and therefore you don't care for what else happens. The locations may look nice. But the anger you have for these people is too much.
8) Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back - The first Space Chimps is an ok little film for the kids.
The sequel was pointless, horribly executed and I don't think even newborn babies would find this enjoyable.
7) Superman IV - The Quest For Peace - And to think I liked this as a kid and watched countless times. I have seen the error of my ways.
Made my Cannon Films that are known for purposely bad films, this is the film that destroyed the franchise into the ground.
You have to feel sorry for Christopher Reeve and Gene Hackman for doing this.
6) Alien Rising - Badly shot, written, acted, action scenes, structure and awful visual effects.
It sees an ex-homeland security agent forced back into the job unlock the secrets of alien technology.
Never thought sci-fi could get this bad. Not even Lance Henriksen could redeem this.
5) Movie 43 - If you don't know anything about this, just look at the cast list.
It is a ridiculous high-calibre ensemble cast, and the result is incredible.
A series of unfunny sketches that offensive to your intelligence makes you wonder why these people did this project.
The director must have something on them to force them to do this piece of unfunny crap.
4) Catwoman - It may be at number 3, but it is the closest film that has got me to not finish it.
Halle Berry stars as a shy woman who obtains special abilities of speed, reflexes and cat-like senses.
The dialogue is laughably bad, the plot is an insult to the source material and in the end becomes something you wish you had not seen.
3) Home Alone 4: Taking Back The House - Even thought the third one did not have the original cast, I still found it to be a good time.
This fourth one is something else. I think saying that he's technically not home alone throughout the film is enough to say how awful this is.
This was at number one for some time, and I am amazed that I prefer this over something else that I have seen.
2) The Room - Probably the most famous and popular worst films of all-time.
The acting, script and everything technical is just awful and unforgivable. However, it is so hilarious and you just can't keep your eyes off it.
It is clearly the worst. But director Tommy Wiseau lived his dream and gave us an accidental cult hit.
1) Repo Chick - Filmed entirely behind really bad green screen and has shocking so called 'model shots' that are pretty much toy sets. I know it was done intentionally, but you can't ignore the performances that would be better suited to Saturday morning kids TV and the story is laughable and completely ridiculous.
This film makes pretty much every other film feel like Citizen Kane. I did not think it would dethrone Home Alone 4. But amazingly, it did it.
It sees death searching for the survivors of a race-car crash after a young man's premonition came true.
It tells the famous story of Phileas Fogg and Passepartout and how they managed to travel the world in 80 days.
For the most part, it is ok. But some bits were so unforgivable, that it down-graded my enjoyment enough to make it onto this list.
This fifth installment was a combination of cheesy and bad.
While Rocky's new son adjust to their new life after bankruptcy. Rocky takes on a new protege.
Everything about it is cheesy and poor production design and visual effect, even for 1995. But at least the main theme is awesome. Definitely listen to that.
Thankfully it's not terrible. Some gags work and it has some nice nostalgic moments of the original. But for the most part, it is not that good at all.
There are actually some funny moments. But the story on the whole is quite ridiculous. However, children could find this a good watch.
It can also be a good guessing game when finding all the cameos.
At the very least, the character development does enough to make you kind of care for their story arch's.
So thankfully it makes the final act its saving grace.
The story is pretty bad and the amount of childish gags are unforgivable.
However, some gags do work and some of the kids performance are not too bad.
There are moments of proper drama and it has an interesting structure. Plus, any film with Myanna Buring in it is not a total disaster.
It's as bad as you would think. But for me it felt as if it went for some emotional impact in certain scenes, and it worked for me.
The ridiculousness continues to expand and the amount of cameos will epsecially please British viewers like myself.
With quite a lot of 'swords and sandals' films having poor action and an uninteresting story, this is no different.
It is not often that I encounter an action film to be quite boring.
The story is weak, the action is not that well executed and it gives up by the end of it. Even when it gets stupid, it doesn't even have fun with it.
At least it is just over 80mins long, and, it was nice seeing wrestler Goldberg in this though.
I think maybe it should go back to being a TV series. That's where it was at its best.
Sadly, it's more of a same but with worse execution. A good Martin Lawrence film is a rare find.
It is quite amazing to say that this could have been good.
While the budget is clearly lacking, it has tried its utmost to be enjoyable. Sadly, the look of it just down-grades it enough to join this list.
It is surprisingly stellar voice cast and Chris O'Donnell in the flesh.
But sadly, unforgivable decisions and moments just didn't quite get it to that mark. Especially towards the end.
Fair play however to Barry Bostwick for chewing the scenary in an entertaining way as a psychotic Captain Ahab.
It is as bad and ridiculous as you might expect. But the constant problem I had with it was the poor budget and choice of locations for what was supposed to look like a luxury passenger liner.
A lot of the gags either fall completely flat or are very pointless and annoying. Also, Ice Cube is pretty bad in this. At least the ending has some heart.
What made is be so low was the acting from Ralph Maccio. It is cringe-worthy and that was too hard to ignore.
This horror is full of it. It starts off with some promise. But after the first obvious brain-dead decision, it just gets worse and worse.
Films with this type of concept can work. This one managed to fail miserably.
But at least it's well shot.
I am amazed this got the green light. I am struggling to find an actual story within this film. It just looks like Sandler and his famous mates saying stuff that leads up to nothing.
However, as a Lacrosse player. It does have a Lacrosse stick in it for a short time.
However, the sequel lost its touch. Some moments still work. But most of just reminds of the first one.
While it might not be worse then some of the films you've already seen in this list, the badly constructed plot and poor parody of the 2003 film The Core made this an insult to put the Jules Verne novel in the title.
Despite all the potential. It ends up falling flat on its face. Not even a sexy looking Kylie Minogue could save it.
The gags are getting worse, and the budget is getting lower. But when you think about it. Seeing this just shows how good the first one is.
Everything about it is clearly rubbish. However , the CGI has improved and has some fun appeal to it at times.
Also, I really liked the end credits song.
That is until this pile of rubbish came along. The gags are so bad, and the story is so pitiful. There's good reason why Steven Guttenberg was not part of this.
To be honest, it should have stayed a TV series. The acting is poor, the gags are cheap and badly done, the CGI is awful and I found little to be excited by or laugh at in the right way.
However in the right hands, this could work.
The daughter of the Doctor himself is sent to a ranch for the summer. Despite the coming-of-age premise, the acting is rubbish and the story is poor.
I dread to think what the other sequels are like.
I remember enjoying this as a kid. So that would be the perfect time to see this. The acting by the kids are ok. But the adults acting feel like a slap in the face. The story also goes over-the-top, even by their standards.
It's completely bonkers and so much of it makes no sense. There are moments in the first two acts that are tolerable. But the time the finale comes around, you forget all that and just witness the madness that is taking place.
It also has moments of so over-the-top that its quite comical.
Yes, that is the story. It is a parody film that just does not work on any level despite the casting choices.
When a sharks gets trapped inside a theme park, it is up to the sons of Chief Brody to save the civilians.
The idea is interesting, but the general execution was not good at all. Not even a young Dennis Quaid could save this. What's even more scary, is that the worst is yet to come.
Stephen Baldwin plays a demolition expert who for some reason is the best guy for the job of sorting out an unstable Moon.
Thankfully, that is the most ridiculous part of it. The visual effects are pretty bad and the general look of it has more of a 90's feel to it.
The movement in the animation is not great at all, the dubbing is obvious and the story is painful to watch.
At least it has some ok laughs for the kids.
Yes it's really bad and totally ridiculous. But I admire that they really go for it, turn everything up to 11 and have so many random cameos.
So I think if you want to check Sharknado out for the sake of curiosity, this is probably the one you should check out. You know it's bad, but you can really have a laugh with this one.
It even has a the gall to copy an iconic moment from Dr. Strangelove towards the end.
However, it does lose some of its enjoyment through its awful one-liners and poor execution of pop culture references.
Also like 3, it still manages to be entertaining enough even though you knows it's awful.
Like with all Sharknado films, watch for them cameos.
The acting is poor, the visual effects are pathetic, the gags fall-flat and even where there's a story, it goes nowhere and the writers do something else and expects us to forget all about it.
Not even Freddy Kreuger himself Robert Englund could save this film.
Starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight and Owen Wilson, it sees a nature film crew get involved with a hunter's obsession of killing the largest and most deadliest snake, the anaconda.
You would expect fun. But awful story-telling, editing and bad construction on the monster itself made this completely ridiculous. Even the visual effects back then would have looked dated.
It tells the origins of Marvel's first creation, the Fantastic Four. It has awful continuity issues towards the end and the whole thing plays out like a feature-length episode of Power Rangers. If it was as campy as that, then this might have been more entertaining.
It's so sad to see two huge names be put into a comedy that is 99% not funny, edited incredibly badly and is noticeably incoherent. Even for me to notice that shows how bad this is.
In the end, it was the type of straight to TV sci-fi film that just disappoints any film fan.
While the first half is o.k, the second half just forgets to bring in logic into any of their scenes.
The sequences are messy, the jokes are not funny and pretty much everyone is annoying in this film. Was tempted to stop watching it after the first few minutes.
Its heart is in the right place and its a nice stepping stone for aspiring actors. But the story is so simple, that it was not even worth trying.
Think Step Up, but with Basketball.
It has Justin Chatwin, who many know him as the very annoying kid from War Of The Worlds.
The acting is beyond wooden, the visual effects are poor and the dialogue is lower than amateur.
Not even James Marsters or Yun-Fat Chow could save this.
The general look of it does it help it at all and everything else just makes that little bit worse.
However, I admired its attempt of connecting it to the Christopher Reeve Superman films.
Seeing this makes the choreography of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers episodes seem solid.
It has gained popularity just for the terribly executed line "too bad YOU, will die" said by Musetta Vander.
However, I still seem to be in the majority by saying that it is not that funny.
Maybe the transition from small to big screen didn't work. But it just felt like a bunch of nothing.
But it eventually gets really annoying. That is mainly due to Marc Wootton's character, Mr. Poppy. David Tennant tries his best. But it's not enough to distract my annoyance for the rest of it.
I remember the hatred for this when it came out, despite the big marketing campaign.
Its saving grace was that I could see where they were going and it had glimpses of the Dr. Seuss tone.
But I am afraid it is still a pretty bad mess.
While the first two-thirds is not that bad. It is the final act that was just laughably bad.
It is a real shame as it was looking not as bad as everyone says. But the unforgivable final action set-piece made me understand.
It's Sherman Kump do battle with Buddy Love again whilst preparing for his wedding.
I remember when this came out in 1997. The amount of marketing and merchandise this got was winning kids over.
However, I think everyone knew how much of a disaster this was. It is a real shame as I do like set designs. But they don't belong in a Batman film.
The worst part is obviously the puns. We've had Adam West and we don't want that again.
I am a Keith Lemon and it did give me a few laughs, including one moment that made me laugh out loud.
But the general view of it just did not do enough for me.
It's another ridiculous concept. But it just lack any form of entertainment compared to its precedessors.
I was sad to see it end with a bit of a wimper, as the franchise was slowly becoming a guilty pleasure.
Just seeing it and have it starring Martin Lawrence gives you that bad feeling without even seeing it.
The story is weak, the gags fall flat on its face and it just made me want it to be over asap.
The story is extremely weak, the characters are bland and the visual effects are laughably bad.
Also, for a film with this title, there is actually a minuscule amount of dragon hunting.
It sees Chief Broady's wife believe that her family is been targeted by a shark in search of revenge. That plot just sets up for endless stupid situations for the whole 89 min duration.
At least it was a nice paycheck for Michael Caine.
Hard to believe this is almost 30 years old.
Right from the get-go, you can instantly see that the TV movie feel that it has. It's slow, the characters are annoying, for an action it only had one action set-piece which wasn't that good, and I did not like the religious message it was trying to give at all.
It is amazing the type of films Nicholas Cage does.
It is constantly annoying and it is Sandler at his worst, and that is saying something.
Not even the unnecessary appearance of Al Pacino made it suitable viewing. However, he was the best part.
I remember that for some random reason Billy Connelly was the voice of the dog.
There are very few laughs in a comedy that is mainly slap-stick based. But I think the poor story gives it the biggest negative of all.
The first two-thirds were bad, but not terrible. But it's the final action set-piece that really goes to town on disgracing itself.
Not even the attractive girls or a David Hasselhoff cameo give it enough reprieve.
This fourth installment however is a trainwreck. When they totally re-case everyone, you know its going to be bad. The acting is dreadful, there is no laughter and the visual effects looks like something from a Saturday morning kids show.
Not even looking at the sexy Jessica Alba can make this film tolerable to watch.
Now that I have revisited, I can see how bad it is. But at least I appreciated when I was at the right age.
It's silly early 90's trash to keep young kids entertained that rode along the coat-tails of Jurassic Park's success.
This is amazingly a trilogy. So god knows what the sequels are like.
The poor production, dreadful acting and poor execution in its action scenes made this a wasted opportunity of being the next Sharknado.
Not even Danny Trejo could save this. Oh, and WWE wrestler Rob Van Dam is in this and is awful.
At least it has the nice surprise of Emilia Clarke in this, as this ended up being her feature film debut.
The acting is awful, which includes a terrible Irish accent, the visual effects are shocking and the set-pieces just pathetic.
Thankfully, the final act is its strongest part.
Just awful in every way from story-telling, logic and eventually visual effects.
Bodybuilder Lou Ferrigno plays the strongman from greek mythology that is updated to an 80's version. For the most part, it's so bad that it's unintentionally funny. But eventually, it just turns into absolute nonsense.
It is a bad re-hash of Independence Day and so everything else has gone to that level of rubbish.
The visual effects look like they were made by a high school student and the cast look like a bunch failed actors that have resorted to doing trash like this.
For the most part, it was not terrible for what it is. But a ridiculous final act made this a different sort of disaster.
While the acting and general production of it insanely rubbish, it kind of embraces some sort of fun action element in the end that you just can't help but embrace it. That did enough for me to prevent me from putting it up any higher. Oh, and the cameo of WWE superstar Kurt Angle.
There is even a weird segment before and after film by lead Ethan Hawke and even he can't explain what the film is about. So bad and not in a way where you can laugh at it.
17) Arachnoquake - The title is exactly what you expect. This straight-to-TV movie sees an earthquake trigger an army of giant fire-breathing spiders attacking New Orleans.
The budget really reflects every aspect of this sci-fi horror. At least it stars the man that played Nelix in Deep Space Nine. That made me smile. Everything was pretty bad.
16) Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus - While the other installments have managed to be something to laugh at instead of get angry, this is pretty close to angry.
The lack of logic and physics is just thrown out of the window and the tone is not even something to have fun with.
The accompanying image alone just suggest how bad this is.
15) Littleman - Now we are coming to the films that in my opinion are offensive to the industry itself.
All the gags are not only not funny, they made me angry thinking these brothers are supposedly some of the most successful black film-makers of all-time.
This film makes me sick. The only good thing in it is Brittany Daniel. She is still sexy, even from Sweet Valley High days.
14) Scary Movie 5 - I don't mind the concept of this franchise and most of them are o.k.
But this particular one got me angry. The gags do not work at all and makes it an unpleasant watch for the whole film.
It is an insult to the spoof genre.
13) Sharknado - Anything made by SyFy should be giving a warning before each film.
It's another one of those outlandish plots that could be a guilty pleasure. Sadly, it is so bad. I don't usually look for continuity errors. But this one had some of the worst I've ever seen. I could say
It managed to gain quite the cult following and has spawned four sequels so far. I'll be interested to see if they get any better.
12) Cowboys vs Dinosaurs - When you see the look of the dinosaurs, you can tell we're in for a rough ride.
The story is almost non-existant, there's hardly anything to have a 'so bad it's good' vibe and as mentioned the visual effects just the worst.
I was also disappointed that it wasn't set during the Wild West days.
11) Super Shark - You knew what to expect with this one. But despite the first act showing some guilty pleasure potential, it goes massively downhill from there.
There is no story, the visual effects are terrible and the acting is at times iconicly laughable.
The final act is so badly done that it ended up being the deciding factor in it being this high.
10) Mega Piranha - I can enjoy these types of films for what they are. Not with this pile of rubbish I'm afraid.
It doesn't have the best of starts, and it manages to get worse as the film goes along. I can usually let go the obvious poor CGI and production value. But the execution of every department was just so crushingly bad.
The budget really reflects every aspect of this sci-fi horror. At least it stars the man that played Nelix in Deep Space Nine. That made me smile. Everything was pretty bad.
The lack of logic and physics is just thrown out of the window and the tone is not even something to have fun with.
The accompanying image alone just suggest how bad this is.
All the gags are not only not funny, they made me angry thinking these brothers are supposedly some of the most successful black film-makers of all-time.
This film makes me sick. The only good thing in it is Brittany Daniel. She is still sexy, even from Sweet Valley High days.
But this particular one got me angry. The gags do not work at all and makes it an unpleasant watch for the whole film.
It is an insult to the spoof genre.
It's another one of those outlandish plots that could be a guilty pleasure. Sadly, it is so bad. I don't usually look for continuity errors. But this one had some of the worst I've ever seen. I could say
It managed to gain quite the cult following and has spawned four sequels so far. I'll be interested to see if they get any better.
The story is almost non-existant, there's hardly anything to have a 'so bad it's good' vibe and as mentioned the visual effects just the worst.
I was also disappointed that it wasn't set during the Wild West days.
There is no story, the visual effects are terrible and the acting is at times iconicly laughable.
The final act is so badly done that it ended up being the deciding factor in it being this high.
It doesn't have the best of starts, and it manages to get worse as the film goes along. I can usually let go the obvious poor CGI and production value. But the execution of every department was just so crushingly bad.
I still gave the movies a chance. While the first is tolerable and not that bad. The sequel is pure bilge.
No-one should like these characters and therefore you don't care for what else happens. The locations may look nice. But the anger you have for these people is too much.
The sequel was pointless, horribly executed and I don't think even newborn babies would find this enjoyable.
Made my Cannon Films that are known for purposely bad films, this is the film that destroyed the franchise into the ground.
You have to feel sorry for Christopher Reeve and Gene Hackman for doing this.
It sees an ex-homeland security agent forced back into the job unlock the secrets of alien technology.
Never thought sci-fi could get this bad. Not even Lance Henriksen could redeem this.
It is a ridiculous high-calibre ensemble cast, and the result is incredible.
A series of unfunny sketches that offensive to your intelligence makes you wonder why these people did this project.
The director must have something on them to force them to do this piece of unfunny crap.
Halle Berry stars as a shy woman who obtains special abilities of speed, reflexes and cat-like senses.
The dialogue is laughably bad, the plot is an insult to the source material and in the end becomes something you wish you had not seen.
This fourth one is something else. I think saying that he's technically not home alone throughout the film is enough to say how awful this is.
This was at number one for some time, and I am amazed that I prefer this over something else that I have seen.
The acting, script and everything technical is just awful and unforgivable. However, it is so hilarious and you just can't keep your eyes off it.
It is clearly the worst. But director Tommy Wiseau lived his dream and gave us an accidental cult hit.
This film makes pretty much every other film feel like Citizen Kane. I did not think it would dethrone Home Alone 4. But amazingly, it did it.
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